Posted on Mon 05/17/10 in Fatherhood
The other night I was drying Ethan off after his bath, and he asked, “Dad, why do some boys have bigger penises and some have smaller penises?” I told him that God makes each of us different. Ethan then proclaimed that he has a big penis.
I was reading a book about animals to Ethan before bed. I showed him the picture of the turtle and told him I had a Red Slider (turtle) for a long time that was named Terminator. When I asked him if he wanted to get a turtle, he told me he wanted a Snapping Turtle. I asked him what he knew about snapping turtles. He said I showed him one at my friend Geoff’s house… “the one that could eat your finger off.” Awesome.
Yesterday, Ethan and I were playing Mario brothers on Wii….I see McKenzie dragging her green chair out of her room into the other room. I figure she is going to look out the windows. She comes back in the room with about 5 pieces of gum in her mouth and holding my wallet and the rest of the pack of gum.
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